JOKE PAGE : CLEAN JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE OR LAUGH. JUST FOR FUN. An old dollar bill and an even older $20 arrive at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. "I've had a pretty good life," the $20 says. "I've been to Vegas, the finest restaurants in New York, and even on a Caribbean cruise." "You did have an exciting life!" the dollar says. "Where have you been?" the $20 asks. "Oh, I've been to the Methodist church, the Baptist church, spent some time with the Lutherans..." "Wait," the $20 interrupts. "What's a church?"